How could I get from Valentine's Day to someone who could've saved O.J. Simpson?
My wife planned on making a special dinner for us and needed a few ingredients from Wal-Mart. I told her I'd pick them up because I needed to get her gift. (We're on a budget. So it's not bad that I waited until the last minute.) Anyhow, I decided to get her some DVDs. (Not Blu-Ray. We're on a budget)
So, I perused the pitiful DVD section at Wal-Mart and I stumbled upon this. And it got me to thinking about O.J. Simpson. I mean, even a nun will admit that the latest Simpson trial was a smokescreen for the crime(s) everyone thinks he got away with. I mean, the prosecution relied on the testimony of people as shady, if not shadier than Juice. I mean, if anyone could've saved the Juice, it would've been Matlock, right?
Anyhow, I settled on Jersey Girl, the Bridget Jones sequel, Shakespeare in Love, and The Break-up.
P.S. How didn't the kid in Jersey Girl become more famous? She's more appealing than Harry Potter.
My wife planned on making a special dinner for us and needed a few ingredients from Wal-Mart. I told her I'd pick them up because I needed to get her gift. (We're on a budget. So it's not bad that I waited until the last minute.) Anyhow, I decided to get her some DVDs. (Not Blu-Ray. We're on a budget)
So, I perused the pitiful DVD section at Wal-Mart and I stumbled upon this. And it got me to thinking about O.J. Simpson. I mean, even a nun will admit that the latest Simpson trial was a smokescreen for the crime(s) everyone thinks he got away with. I mean, the prosecution relied on the testimony of people as shady, if not shadier than Juice. I mean, if anyone could've saved the Juice, it would've been Matlock, right?
Anyhow, I settled on Jersey Girl, the Bridget Jones sequel, Shakespeare in Love, and The Break-up.
P.S. How didn't the kid in Jersey Girl become more famous? She's more appealing than Harry Potter.
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