2.08.2009

The Chronic: 2009

Michael Phelps... Olympic champion... American hero... stoner???

In so many ways, I don't care that Michael Phelps pulled an Afroman, so would all of these people who are trying to "get tough" with Phelps just stop it?

At 23, Phelps has more than cashed in on his Olympic success. He's set for life. Hell, he's done everything except film a rap video with Dr. Dre, which may be in the works now...

However, he won't be able to maximize some of his profitability. He's already lost Kellogg, and I'm sure other endorsers will follow suit. So, he'll have tens of millions instead of hundreds of millions. I'm sure he'll bury his head in some trillion thread-count sheets. 

This is what I find eerie.

USA Swimming has suspended Phelps for three months.

Really?

Three months?

Are the Olympics in three months?

So, who really gives a shit what Mikey (he'll eat anything) does until May?

Also who is really being hurt by this? Phelps? Really?

I mean, I know we're taught "there's no 'I' in team..." except for when there really is.

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